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No Animals Were Harmed
I’m away today and tomorrow due to a sad event that I’ll Thinker about upon my return. I left you some reading material in honor of today’s Be Kind To Dumb Animals Day, in case you haven’t read it before.
Rerun of Bad Luck
FAGH! Just happened again, sommabitch, so it’s worthy of a rerun…Must be Friday the 13th!
In Hot Water Again
You’re not ready for primetime until you’re ready for the critics.
Backseat Driver
This concludes the four-part mini series. Intervention, escape from rehab, turning to crime, the arrest. The moral of this story is – well, there is no moral to this story. Time for a half decaf, triple grande hazelnut, soy, extra foam, extra hot, caramel drizzle, latte at Starbucks. Maybe the arresting officers will drop me off there.
Spiraling Out of Control
Yesterday management decided to use intervention to make me kick the caffeine habit. I decided to use outervention.
