Make My Founding Fathers Proud

It’s no secret that I have issues with the barbecue. In fact, cooking in general eludes my otherwise talented being. And let’s face it, shopping for groceries hasn’t been a picnic for me, either. But one must uphold certain traditions, especially when they relate to God and country.

Only a third of Americans were patriots. Another third were loyalists and the rest had a “Leave me alone and let me work” tude. In Canada they still hang the picture of the queen in school and government offices. Separation anxiety.

A Hundred Strips of Artitude

It started on a Monday back in April and went downhill from there.

Memorial Memo

My cooking disability is of repute, as you might have noticed back in April.

That is why I prefer to buy my meals, sort of.

Party With My Girl

Flight of Fancy